Put yer hands up!

I really wonder what it is with all of the nets over all of the statues, etc. 

"Oh no, officer, really.  The net's no problem.  Really.  I mean, you already stabbed me and nailed me to a freakin' cross, right?" -- Jesus of Nazareth

"Don't worry Jesus, it's not just you - they're profiling everybody from our region of the world" -- Some other religious dude